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  • Blank Theorist

    Kid made it farther than I thought. Good job little buddy. Still not learning your name though, unless I know you wont die immediately after I get attached,

    • Victor Masi

      Relax, this isn’t Game of Thrones… though the comic does seem to have a lot of GoT influences.

  • Oh sheeeet D:

    • Victor Masi

      indeed…love that Flora icon BTW

      • Tallon-1

        its from the flat as a pancake picture

      • Francis

        Yup. Best Comic ever!

    • Random Wolfgirl

      TWOKINDS AND UBERQUEST READERS UNITE! :3

      • Victor Masi

        and while we’re at it, why not include Dreamkeepers in the mix as well

        • Random Wolfgirl

          Well, I havent checked this comic yet. But sounds cool

  • Victor Masi

    I remember something similar happening in Dreamkeepers….where Mace unzips to take a whiz in front of Wisp…and she sees his ding dong…and for Mace it’s an embarrassing moment and gives away the group’s location to Wisp and her pet monster, Smiley (with a face only a mother could love)…..as for Wisp, it’s one of those horrifying “what has been seen can never be unseen” moments (much like the meme of the terrified cat with wide eyes).

    • James-Polymer

      What an emotional rollercoaster for Wisp, as well; only seconds before she was livid and near-crying while overhearing the kids discuss “Tinsel’s” attempt to kill her.

  • Majinkoba

    Well if he wasn’t ready to piss himself before, that should certainly help the flow

    • Shadowkey392

      Lolz

  • Shadowkey392

    Piss in MY bushes, will you, pretty-boy? I don’t think so!

  • Tallon-1

    oh shit , or should I say Piss xD

  • Alex Smith

    In my most vulnerable position, I poise myself to deplete the contents of my… Erp…

  • You might wanna hold your piss Francis, the guardian isn’t too happy about anyone leaving their mark. xD
    Anyways…
    *sigh*
    I wish the new guy all the luck I can T^T
    and oh Skylar plus the bunny girl too.

    As for Francis, nah, you’re screwed >:3

  • Adam McGarry

    I retract my previous comment. RUN FRANCIS!

    • Francis

      *phew* Good thing I’m indestructible.

  • Vadelent

    Looks like my prediction from a couple pages back might come true after all hehehe 😀

  • Cory Tenorio

    No…sudden…moves…

    • Borderwolf

      No, just walk backwards VERY slowly, and calmly say over and over, “Nice monster, please don’t eat me.”

      • Cory Tenorio

        let’s hope he didn’t wet himself in that moment.

        • Borderwolf

          True, and maybe a better thing to say while walking backwards very slowly is, “John, its been years since I last saw you, how have you been since college?”

  • cr1ms0n t1ger

    Francis, listen to me very carefully. Don’t make any sudden movements. Don’t move. Breathe slowly. If possible, put it back in and zip up your pants. Trust me when I say that this is one of the few moments where it’s OK to piss your pants.

  • MT3sparkz

    Quick Francis, use your 2 hours worth of pee to blind the creature and run for your life! Your sarcastic wit is to to precious to loose!

    • Francis

      Check this shit out

      PS: I hate monsters

  • Grayphus Wolf

    Ohh! A big bird! Maybe he’s friendly. ^^ apparently, it is not possible to mark the territory.
    Its Red shirt time!

  • Victor Masi

    stay perfectly still…it’s vision is based on movement…….and lawyers.

  • Sianmink

    How does he have a zipper?

    • Teh Phuufs

      They were sewn onto his pants, how else would he have one?

  • Thunder

    Somebody gonna get ate real bad.

  • Anomaly

    Congratulations Francis, you’re red shirt number one.

  • Francis

    That’s bad

  • Well then…I guess the kid lives longer.

  • GG1

    Gee, talk about getting the piss scared out of you. I hope he survives, I like Frances.

    • Victor Masi

      I have a feeling that piss isn’t the only thing coming out of him….think about directly on the other side of his body………..yep, he’s gonna need a change of pants.

  • Ratz

    Well nice knowing you kid.

  • Vulpine Warrior

    “Love in the Face” on the bassoon. Well, if Art couldn’t pull that off, nobody could…